Adults jokes...

An  upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist.

Man : Doc, u Gotta help me. Please!

Doc : Sure Dude. Wats ur problem?

Man : It goes like this. Every Morning I get up & give my wife Hot Sex. Then leave for office.

I give a lift to my girlfriend, while going to Office, she gives me an amazing blowjob.

While in office, After lunch I give My secretary a Quickie behind My table doggy style.

After I finish Work, I have steamy sex with a Callgirl whom I order everyday.

While Returning home from office I bang girlfrnd in my car.

While at home, I Fuck my wife till she Is half Dead.

After Dinner she gives a nice blow job to finish of My Day.

Doc : Well u Seem 2 have an Amazing sex life. I don't see any problem.

Man : There is a problem Doc....








Its paining when I Masturbate at Midnight.

Doc : Bhagwan se darr bhosdike..
 Hawas ke pujaari,
Madarchod..
Ilaaj karaane aaya hai ki neecha dikhaane.
Lakwa maar jayega laude pe Lakwa!!
Behen ke laude..bhaag.